How to tell math jokes:
1st Start with
a cute joke:
"Dear Algebra please stop looking for x. She is not coming back and do not ask y"
A famous irrational number
Pi = 3.14… is sometimes
Pi = 3.14… is sometimes
written by using a Greek letter Pi.
Keep reading here is a do-not-care-4-math joke
Keep reading here is a do-not-care-4-math joke
3rd Tell a do-not-care-for-math joke:
4th Now, try a math joke with a really short prep talk: You have heard about functions? There is a function written as log x.
A
math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.
The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also
because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.
His
classmate calms him down: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you:
I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and
so on."
Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying. After the deadline, the student asks:
"Did you really change the names of all the variables?"
"Sure!" the classmate replies.
"When you called a function f, I called it g;
when you
called a variable x, I renamed it to y; and
when you were writing about the log
of x+1,
I called it the timber of x+1..."
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